Who doesn't really need introducing, as he is known already all over the world. But for the record, I shall reiterate:
Please allow me to introduce myself: I am the
RAB-man, the master of drivel. They say I have the
Midas twitch. They call me the
Midas twat, the
Grand Ducat, the
Lord of fools´gold, the
Quadruple quibbler, the
Knobby nibbler, the
Roundabout ruminator, the
Faux pasta chef. In one word, well... in two actually: Modesty Itself. Let me entertain you, confound you and hound you, laugh with you and fart at you, tickle you and spit at you. For the truth is Here or There. Well... it´s somewhere(if you care to look!)
I am
Julius Teaser: I came, I wrote and I was censured!
I am Bart Anthony, I got
Cleopatra's maid!
I am Alex, the Not-so-great!
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